Thursday, November 22, 2007

OFF, OFF Damned Beast


There's a local product with neem and citronella that smells nice. There's off and deet and then there is a better solution. I have a lover that mosquitos love. I never get to far from him when the sun goes down and the beast start to swarm. Even if we have a knock down drag out cat fight I wait till he falls asleep in then I crawl into bed. If he's been really mean then I'll pull off the covers. The mosquitoes much prefer him to me.

It helps not to sweat or emit carbon dioxide as that's the first thing they zoom in on. It also helps if you don't were a Pucci or Versace swimsuit as they have good eyesight. Try camouflage in the jungle and dress in the same color as the bedsheets at night. If you find that this does not work and you still attract more mosquitoes than your friends and lover(s) then try this trick. When they are not looking spray thier bodies or clothing with lactic acid. Mosquitoes loves them some lactic acid.


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It's the Mildew Mildred

Hurricanes are one thing. They come, they go. They hit you they miss you. But the mold is something that no one tells you about. It's sort of like nose and ear hair. Even if you're parents sit you down and tell you about the 'birds and bees' chances are pretty slim that they are going to tell you about the unwanted hair that arrives like 20 years after puberty.

Well let me tell you about the house I went to see that had been closed up all during the 3 or 4 months of the rainy season....some other time.